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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

actually there are around 20,000 so you are not just a moron, you are a moron with an enlarged pituitary gland


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When people have 1000+ followers on any social media


"The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you."

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via feellng)

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real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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