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literallyrad:

the-white-flag:

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

actually there are around 20,000 so you are not just a moron, you are a moron with an enlarged pituitary gland

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When people have 1000+ followers on any social media

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"The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you."

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via feellng)

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allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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antiesays:

sorelatable:

When you get a text message and it’s from the person you were hoping it was from:

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Every. Time.

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